Atheists smite online God poll

Does He exist? No, say 98 per cent of voters

By Lester Haines • Get more from this author

Posted in Bootnotes, 23rd October 2009 10:55 GMT

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An online poll enquiring as to the possible existence of God has somewhat backfired on Christian outfit The Alpha Course, with 98 per cent of the popular vote currently saying he doesn’t:

Screengrab of The Alpha Course poll results at time of publication

According to the Sun, The Alpha Course kicked off a multi-million pound advertising campaign back in September to promote its particular road to enlightenment, described as “an opportunity for anyone to explore the Christian faith in a relaxed setting”.

The poster and ad drive was a response to a Humanist Society campaign last year suggesting there was “probably no God” – a view shared by the vast majority of the 154,500 online votes at time of publication.

The Humanist Society insists the poll has “backfired”, while The Alpha Course reckons it’s the victim of an online sting. Spokesman Mark Elsdon-Dew added: “I don’t think this is indicative of people’s faith in this country.”

The Alpha Course is endorsed by daredevil TV bloke Bear Grylls (seen in the screen grab). Grylls is no stranger to exploring in a relaxed setting, having been rumbled for bunking down in hotels during the filming for his Channel 4 show when he was supposed to be kipping in the gutted carcass of a polar bear he’d killed with his bare teeth. ®

via Atheists smite online God poll • The Register.

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A friend of mine bought an Oppo, which the post office has not yet collected from customes!! they should have collected it last week monday already!!!

Please can you help get the post office to pull their finger our their ass & fetch the fucking thing already!!

One has to ask why charge people?? well then again nothing is free!!! thats why when I go to church I ask for forgivness before the donations come around!!!

Church is for the people that need saving!! & do bad shit during the week…. thats why I don’t go much unless people die or get married!!

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Okay so how does all this work? if we can’t destroy energy then where the fuck does it all go??

Is that why things are getting so hot?? where does the suns energy go or do we just trap it for ever?

New week new questions!!

You have a question you need answered JC@dearjesus.co.za

In the beginning our father built us the most wonderful garden with all the animals we could ever want!

In fact it took him 6 days to do this & the work was so hard he had to rest on the 7th day!!

After seeing his great work & being proud he showed us & said here my son here is your new play place!!

Was that good enough for us NO!!!! Never happy we asked for more we asked for someone to keep us company!!!

after some negotiations as to what we would give up in order to get our companion it was decided this would happen…

what we as men did not understand is how we hurt our father by not being happy with our new play place!!! So god asked how can I make sure my son never forgets how much he has hurt me, how can I punish him over & over again forever!!!

WOMAN!!! thats how

They will never be happy always want more

They will complain about everything that man does

They will drive him crazy forever!!

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