Dear Jesus

What Animals Think

admin — Fri, 07 May 2010 09:57:33 +0000

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*Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.*

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*Here are the ONLY** **two reasons he’s marrying her** **for!*

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admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:23:21 +0000

*CATHOLIC COFFEE * Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh my god.”

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admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:22:41 +0000

I’m never drinking again.

I’m NEVER drinking again!