Here’s the letter the teacher received the next day:*

Dear Mrs. Jackson,*

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Bunnings and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week after the floods hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in stock and several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last shovel we had in the store. From now on I will remember to check her homework before she hands it in. *

Sincerely, Erica Cameron*

* For homework, a class in NSW were asked to draw their parents at work. This is Jessica’s drawing:*

*Husband V/S Wife ***

* Husband: **Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!**

Wife:** **No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever*

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*Wife:**I wish I was a newspaper,

So I’d be in your hands all day.**

Husband: **I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.*

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* Doctor:** **Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.** ** Wife:** **When must I give them to him?**

Doctor:** **They are for you*

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* Wife:** **I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.**

Husband: **You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.*

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Husband: **Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.**

Wife:** **Why Three?**

Husband: **For you and your parents*

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*Wife:**What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?**

Husband: **A lovely Push…!!!*

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady replied, I need it to poison my husband. The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, Lord have mercy! I cant give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! Ill lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide! The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.

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