*Husband V/S Wife ***

* Husband: **Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!**

Wife:** **No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever*

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*Wife:**I wish I was a newspaper,

So I’d be in your hands all day.**

Husband: **I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.*

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* Doctor:** **Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.** ** Wife:** **When must I give them to him?**

Doctor:** **They are for you*

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* Wife:** **I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.**

Husband: **You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.*

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Husband: **Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.**

Wife:** **Why Three?**

Husband: **For you and your parents*

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*Wife:**What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?**

Husband: **A lovely Push…!!!*

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